Shelob
25 September 2008You know that childhood dread that, lurking behind things and in cracks, are big, black spiders? Some people outgrow
that fear; such outgrowth
is dementia. Those big, black spiders are really there.
In the course of a renovation, a local business placed a planter in front of their site; to-day, they pulled it away exposing one of those big, black spiders
Tags: arachnids, arthropods, everyday horrors, spiders
I've seen smaller spiders consuming tour guides in the amazon basin.
The evening constitutional shall commence in a few hours. I'll give you a call, there are some economic opportunities that have arisen (possibly requiring near-term exploitation).
--BTM
I received no telephone call from you. I assume that you unexpectedly found yourself approaching un fournisseur des butées toriques, and are either still there, or were later taken, comatose, to an emergency room.
Sorry, I ran into some screaming Ron Paul fans during my evening constitutional, so my delicate ears were not in any condition to be nursed back to health -- even by the soothing sounds of Hell's Elevator Muzak (as transmitted over the cellular) courtesy of the coffee house of the moment -- by anything short of the sound of yuppies commiting seppuku on the steps of their mortgage brokers foreclosed trailerpark abodes.
I'll call you today, just keep your people on a shorter leash.
Spiders who shave are marginally less terrifying than hairy spiders.
You folk evidently weren't satisfied with ordinary spiders, and hence have redbacks lurking wherever they might!
I figured if we were going to have spiders, they might as well be redheads too.