{"id":4284,"date":"2011-01-30T07:40:02","date_gmt":"2011-01-30T15:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/?p=4284"},"modified":"2023-12-02T04:58:01","modified_gmt":"2023-12-02T12:58:01","slug":"noo-ye-kis-ma-boot-or-a-strik-ye-wi-ma-whip-e-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/?p=4284","title":{"rendered":"<q style=\"font-style: italic ;\">Noo ye kis ma boot or A strik ye wi ma whip!<\/q>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhat to my surprise, I was recently able to get a copy of <a href=\"?p=3686\"><cite>House of Tears<\/cite> (creditted to Harold Kane and illustrated anonymously by Joe Shuster)<\/a>.<\/p> <p>At some point, I'd like to scan the thing,<span style=\"vertical-align: top ; font-size: smaller ;\">&#91;1&#93;<\/span> but I don't want to damage it in the process of scanning, and the volume is bound in a way such that it does not naturally open flat.  For now, I'll offer a verbal description.<\/p> <p>The book is 20 sheets folded into five gatherings<span style=\"vertical-align: top ; font-size: smaller ;\">&#91;2&#93;<\/span> to make a total of 80 pages.  The gatherings are bound together by three staples, running from front to back but near the fold.  A cover of dull-yellow paper, textured like parchment, is wrapped around these pages and glued to them at the fold.  The volume is about 5 <span style=\"font-size: smaller ; vertical-align: top ;\">3<\/span>\/<span style=\"font-size: smaller ;\">8<\/span> <abbr class=\"noshrink\" title=\"inch\">in<\/abbr> &times; 8 <abbr class=\"noshrink\" title=\"inch\">in<\/abbr> &times; <span style=\"font-size: smaller ; vertical-align: top ;\">3<\/span>\/<span style=\"font-size: smaller ;\">16<\/span> <abbr class=\"noshrink\" title=\"inch\">in<\/abbr> (13.7 <abbr class=\"noshrink\" title=\"centimeter\">cm<\/abbr> &times; 20.3 <abbr class=\"noshrink\" title=\"centimeter\">cm<\/abbr> &times; .5 <abbr class=\"noshrink\" title=\"centimeter\">cm<\/abbr>); I'd guess that it were printed on 8&#189;-by-11 sheets before binding and trimming.<\/p> <p>There are 65 pages of text that were almost certainly set with an <span style=\"font-style: italic ;\">elite<\/span><span style=\"vertical-align: top ; font-size: smaller ;\">&#91;3&#93;<\/span> typewriter.  There are ten full-page, black-and-white interior illustrations, two more than <a href=\"?p=3686\">the eight that I discovered on-line<\/a>.  Both are plainly also by Shuster.  One of these shows a fellow in a suit standing close behind a woman in a classic French maid's outfit; the other shows three women, one upon a throne-like chair, one in a dress lifting up her skirt to expose her lingerie, and the third behind her, apparently yanking or pinching her ear and dressed in a maid's outfit.<\/p> <p>Although I've not read the story, it is apparently about a wealthy Illinois man who hires a Scottish woman to be the governess for his 15-year-old daughter, rather hoping that the governess will turn-out to be a dominatrix, and discovering that this is, indeed, the case.  I cannot help but be amused at the thought of a household of Americans trying to figure-out what the H_ll a <em>Scottish<\/em> dominatrix is demanding of them, but a cursory investigation suggests that Miss Phyllis neither speaks Scots nor has a note-worthy accent.  What I do see is a lot of space given over to sound-effects.<\/p> <blockquote style=\"font-family: monospace ;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whshshshshshs&#46;&#46;&#46;craaaaaaaccccckkkk&#46;&#46;&#46;<br \/>pfffffffff-f-f-f-f-&#46;&#46;&#46;wha-a-a-a-a-a-cckkkk<br \/>thwaaaaaccccckkkkkk&#46;&#46;&#46;&#46;&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/blockquote> <p>I'm not sure what that <em>was<\/em>, and perhaps I'm just better-off not knowing.<\/p> <hr width=\"50%\" align=\"left\" \/> <p><span style=\"vertical-align: top ; font-size: smaller ;\">&#91;1&#93;<\/span> No copyright registration was made, as this would have identified a person or a business entity that could be traced to owners, and those involved in production of this work could have been prosecuted under anti-pornography laws.  It might be a fine thing to reverse the consequences of past censorship, and allow claims that could not have been registered to be made, but I believe that this particular work would then be <span style=\"font-style: italic ;\">orphaned<\/span>.<\/p> <p><span style=\"vertical-align: top ; font-size: smaller ;\">&#91;2&#93;<\/span> A <span style=\"font-style: italic ;\">gathering<\/span> is a group of sheets stacked and folded together.  The term <q>signature<\/q> is frequently mis-applied to gatherings.<\/p> <p><span style=\"vertical-align: top ; font-size: smaller ;\">&#91;3&#93;<\/span> twelve characters per inch<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Somewhat to my surprise, I was recently able to get a copy of House of Tears (creditted to Harold Kane and illustrated anonymously by Joe Shuster). 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