{"id":41,"date":"2008-03-06T19:17:59","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T03:17:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/?p=41"},"modified":"2009-09-22T22:14:39","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T06:14:39","slug":"my-bogus-downtown-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/?p=41","title":{"rendered":"My Bogus Downtown Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went downtown for jury duty to-day.<\/p> <p>I took the bus, in order to save on the expense of parking.  Unfortunately, I completely forgot about having various knives and multi-tools on my person.  There were no lockers at the court-house or otherwise nearby, and my car was back in Hillcrest.  So I decided to ship my things at the nearby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ups.com\/\"><abbr title=\"United Parcel Service\">UPS<\/abbr> Store<\/a>.  I didn't want to have to wait until to-morrow to retake possession, so I asked if I could <q>ship<\/q> them for pick-up at that very same store, and found that I could.  That cost me a total of US$6.60, including the envelope.<\/p> <p>I got to the juror waiting rooms in time to see the final seconds of the orientation film.  I'd seen it once before to-day, and once is one time too many; I was glad to have missed it.<\/p> <p>I parked in the reading room, and watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118929\/\"><cite>Dark City<\/cite> (1998)<\/a>, to indeed see whether there were any <abbr title=\"Stromberg-Carlson\">SC<\/abbr> 1243 subscriber sets in it.  I didn't spot any. (I did spot a Model 500, most of which were made by Western Electric, and sets or bits of sets that I couldn't identify without checking references.  Also, I am no longer quite as certain that the set at 4:40 is a <abbr title=\"Western Electric Company\">WECo<\/abbr> Model 302, though there's a Model 302 at about 55:55.) Actually, as I noted to <a href=\"http:\/\/mocketymock.com\/\">the Woman of Interest<\/a>, it was probably <em>wise<\/em> not to include a <abbr title=\"Stromberg-Carlson\">SC<\/abbr> 1243 subscriber set.  The design of the 1243 was clearly influenced by the 302, and the sets are normally black like a 302; but their appearance is less utilitarian and more overtly art deco.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118929\/\"><cite>Dark City<\/cite><\/a> is thus a bit more <em>dark<\/em> for their absence.<\/p> <p>Shortly after I finished this peculiar cataloguing of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118929\/\"><cite>Dark City<\/cite><\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mocketymock.com\/\">the Woman of Interest<\/a> called.  We chatted until about 14:00, at which point she  went out with a friend for dinner.  In all this time, no one in the jury pool was actually summoned to be seat as a juror.  In fact, by the end of the lunch period, the jury services office announced that only one remaining court might need a jury.  So, by the time that <a href=\"http:\/\/mocketymock.com\/\">the Woman of Interest<\/a> got off the phone, I was expecting to be dismissed soon.<\/p> <p>At about 14:15, announcement was made that there was going to be an evacuation drill at 14:30, that we would be directed out of the building and to a public assembly place by sheriff's deputies, and that afterwards, those who were not present as alternates (selected on a previous day) would be free to leave.  This announcement offended most of the jury pool.  It is one thing to serve on a jury or to stand-and-wait for such service, another to be convenient subjects to teach deputies and others herding techniques. (After all, almost none of us would expect to be back in the court-house for at least another year, by which time the protocol would probably have changed anyway.) Most jurors simply left.  I decided to go through with the drill, as perhaps something interesting might happen.<\/p> <p>However, once we were directed out of the building, deputies did <em>not<\/em> direct us on to the alleged place of public assembly.  So we milled-about in front of the building until, after some time, a deputy told us that the place of assembly was at  the intersection of Union Street and B Street, and we headed thence.   But at C Street, a block south of B Street, we were rerouted eastward by a deputy.  No indication was given as to just where were were actually going; I had 15-to-20 pounds of computer on my back and large book and what-not under my arm; and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ups.com\/\"><abbr title=\"United Parcel Service\">UPS<\/abbr> Store<\/a> was in the opposite direction.  After a bit more than another block, we hit my <q>Fuck you too!<\/q> point, and I left the herd.<\/p> <p>Shipping my knives and tools 0 feet did not work as well as might have been expected.  There was different staff at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ups.com\/\"><abbr title=\"United Parcel Service\">UPS<\/abbr> Store<\/a>.  They struggled with the concept of my having shipped from the store to itself, and kept telling me that the delivery truck had not yet arrived.  Apparently, I was the first to use this trick. (Too clever by half, perhaps.) When one of them finally understood that the package should be there without having arrived on a delivery truck, they still couldn't find the thing.  The fellow who had taken the package in the first place was out on an errand, and I had to wait for his return before I could recover my things.<\/p> <p>In the context of some construction work, I had trouble locating the bus stop for my return trip home, and ended-up carrying the d_mn'd computer and what-not for an extra four-to-six blocks, in the course of which I got jostled by a hulk who had a commitment to walking slowly and otherwise in such manner as to block everyone behind him.  It was apparently during this brief incident that one of the two bus passes that I (<span style=\"font-style: italic\">qua<\/span> juror) had been given fell, unnoticed, from my pocket.  Although I might never have used it, I regret the loss.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I went downtown for jury duty to-day. I took the bus, in order to save on the expense of parking. Unfortunately, I completely forgot about having various knives and multi-tools on my person. 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