{"id":1192,"date":"2009-01-08T19:30:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T03:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2009-09-27T21:06:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T05:06:04","slug":"as-i-say-not-as-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/?p=1192","title":{"rendered":"As I Say, Not as I Do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I managed to scald the lower front of my right thigh to-day.<\/p> <p>Most of the length of the hose to my shower-head was made of three concentric layers: an inner-most layer of a relatively soft plastic; a middle layer of plastic mesh, apparently designed to keep the inner layer from expanding outwards; and an outer-most layer, apparently designed to protect the inner two layers and to help the middle layer contain the inner-most layer.  Some weeks ago, the outer layer started to fail near the shower-head, where the hose was most stressed.  Then the middle layer began to fail.  The inner-most layer began to bulge in the area of failure, like something out of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0730018\/\">Hal Roach<\/a> comedy.<\/p> <p>Relatively early in this process of decline, I stopped at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hillcresthardware.com\/\">the Hillcrest Ace Hardware<\/a> and bought a new hose.  But I decided to keep using the old hose until I I expected it to actually rupture.  Yester-day, I told <a href=\"http:\/\/mocketymock.com\/\">the Woman of Interest<\/a> that I thought that I should replace the hose before my next shower.<\/p> <p>But, to-day, I procrastinated, not wanting to delay my shower.  Well, as you anticipate, the hose ruptured.  In fact, it ruptured as I was rinsing the shower stall with the hottest water that I can get from the tap, which is really <em>quite<\/em> hot in my apartment.  I got sprayed various places, but the part that hurts most noticeably is that part of my thigh.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I managed to scald the lower front of my right thigh to-day. Most of the length of the hose to my shower-head was made of three concentric layers: an inner-most layer of a relatively soft plastic; a middle layer of plastic mesh, apparently designed to keep the inner layer from expanding outwards; and an outer-most [&hellip;]","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[490,492],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-public","tag-ailment","tag-wages-of-sin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.oeconomist.com\/blogs\/daniel\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}